Eight hours behind

Who

Gus. Las Vegas, Nevada. A city built for people who stay up late, and I am one of them. Then I found Newcastle United, and Newcastle United kicks off at three in the afternoon on Tyneside, which is seven in the morning on the Strip. So now I am a degenerate who sets alarms.

I started filming it. The videos found their way to people who have been Geordies their whole lives, and a few of them decided to teach me. This site is where the whole thing gets written down, one week at a time, so I can look back and see how far I got.

Why the two clocks

Everything here shows the UK kickoff and the Vegas kickoff together, because that gap is the whole story. A 3pm Saturday at St James’ Park is 7am here. For two weeks a year, when British Summer Time and Pacific Daylight Time change on different dates, it is 6am. The clock is computed from the real time zones, never a fixed offset, because 6am and 7am are very different mornings.

What this site is not

• Not official. No crest, no badge, no club branding, anywhere. I am a fan with a website.
• Not scraped. Fixtures, results, and the table come from a licensed data provider, football-data.org.
• Not lifting anyone’s work. The pictures are mine. Match content, if it ever appears, is an official club or league embed.
• Not a stats shop. Raw facts only: scores, points, goal difference. No models, no xG, no pretending.

The disclaimer, in full

Unofficial fan site. Not affiliated with Newcastle United Football Club or the Premier League.

Newcastle United, the Premier League, and their marks belong to their owners. This is a fan site run by a supporter, with no commercial relationship to the club or the league. If you represent either and want something changed, get in touch through the Instagram account linked in the footer.