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Where to watch

Pubs that put the Toon on

6 on the map1 stood in2 countries

The map

The world, from St James’ Park.

The ground sits in the middle. Every ring is a thousand miles out. Every line is the short way home. Blue means I have stood in it.

Drag the plate to spin the world round the ground. Tap a pin for its ticket. The shade is night, wherever it is night right now.

St James’ Park
8,000 miNESW

1

Pub stood in

Furthest from the ground: Fairplay, 5,279 mi

Distance and bearing from the middle are true. The far side of the world stretches round the rim. The sun is where it is. Plotted, not drawn.

The list

  • 01

    The Irish Spot

    Las Vegas, Nevada · USANot official. Puts the match on.

    Not an official Geordie pub. An Irish bar on Tropicana, east of the Strip, that puts the football on. Video poker on the sign, because Vegas.

    1350 E Tropicana Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89119(702) 389-3808

    Directions

    Kickoff on this bar’s clock

    07:00 PDT

    Sun 25 Oct · at Crystal Palace

    Early doors. Ring ahead and check they are opening for it.

    Stood in it

    Watched a match here.

    5,023 mi · 8,083 km

    from St James’ Park

    bearing 309° NW

  • 02

    The Strawberry

    Newcastle upon Tyne · EnglandThe pub at the ground

    The pub at the ground. A boozer on Strawberry Place since 1859, before there was a ground to be next to. Keegan corner inside, the Gallowgate End across the road. Not been yet. First door I walk through when I get there.

    7-8 Strawberry Place, Newcastle upon Tyne NE1 4SF0191 232 6865

    DirectionsWebsite

    Kickoff on this bar’s clock

    14:00 GMT

    Sun 25 Oct · at Crystal Palace

    Not yet

    182 yd · 166 m

    from St James’ Park

    bearing 123° ESE

  • 03

    The Leinster

    Miami, Florida · USASupporters’ club home

    Where Toon Army Miami watch the matches. Miami’s Irish pub, in Edgewater just north of downtown, screens on every wall. Not been yet.

    1600 NE 1st Ave, Miami, FL 33132(786) 937-8122

    DirectionsWebsite

    Kickoff on this bar’s clock

    10:00 EDT

    Sun 25 Oct · at Crystal Palace

    Not yet

    4,332 mi · 6,972 km

    from St James’ Park

    bearing 277° W

  • 04

    Roadmap Brewing Co.

    San Antonio, Texas · USASupporters’ club home

    Home of the Alamo Mags, San Antonio’s official supporters’ club. A downtown taproom on North Alamo Street, up the road from the Alamo. Not been yet.

    723 N Alamo St, San Antonio, TX 78215(210) 254-9962

    DirectionsWebsite

    Kickoff on this bar’s clock

    09:00 CDT

    Sun 25 Oct · at Crystal Palace

    Early doors. Ring ahead and check they are opening for it.

    Not yet

    4,834 mi · 7,779 km

    from St James’ Park

    bearing 293° WNW

  • 05

    Mad Dog in the Fog

    San Francisco, California · USASupporters’ club home

    Where Toon Army SF watch the matches. The city’s old soccer pub, up at Haight and Clayton since 2022. Not been yet.

    1568 Haight St, San Francisco, CA 94117

    Directions

    Kickoff on this bar’s clock

    07:00 PDT

    Sun 25 Oct · at Crystal Palace

    Early doors. Ring ahead and check they are opening for it.

    Not yet

    5,140 mi · 8,272 km

    from St James’ Park

    bearing 315° NW

  • 06

    Fairplay

    San Diego, California · USASupporters’ club home

    Home of the San Diego Mags, Toon Army San Diego, the city’s official supporters’ club. A North Park bar on 30th Street. Not been yet.

    4026 30th St, San Diego, CA 92104(619) 269-3222

    Directions

    Kickoff on this bar’s clock

    07:00 PDT

    Sun 25 Oct · at Crystal Palace

    Early doors. Ring ahead and check they are opening for it.

    Not yet

    5,279 mi · 8,495 km

    from St James’ Park

    bearing 309° NW

The tip box

Put a pub on the map.

A supporters’ club in Sydney. A bar in Bangkok that opens in the middle of the night for the Toon. If it puts Newcastle on, I want it on here, and one day I want to stand in it.

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